1. I am a narcissist who looks at a mirror and agrees that love is blind.
2. Often those that believe blindly are blinded by their beliefs.
3. Religion is not a birthday gift it’s a lifestyle choice.
4. Practicality for certain people is simply a lazy conclusion drawn from an undeveloped experience.
5. The difference between love and infatuation is that the former is mutually exclusive and latter is like being on sale.
6. I believe that negotiation is the art of the wise and the character of the brave.
7. Some ambitions are like having dreams with a rude awakening.
8. Education today focuses, to a great extent, on what to learn that it forgets to teach us how to learn.
9. How do you know you are getting older...... the day you stop dating women who don’t realise the difference between an orgasm and a fart.
10. When you are born talented, you are gifted. When you become talented, it’s an achievement.
11. My love is not the misunderstanding that what you give cannot be given by somebody else but the stubbornness that i want it from nobody else but you.
12. Sometimes the future is like a good fart, it stinks but we feel good afterwards.
13. If survival is the main course, anything is a condiment.
14.The schematics of my mind cannot be mapped by the response to heavy emotions but by the rendering of thoughts to the subtle complexity we call life.
15. I would fear without a beer as I can’t link without a drink, holy shit!!
16. In lieu of the brevity that this space dictates, in lieu of the frequent yet unimaginative sex that i procure, in lieu of the morals that are meant to be abided yet broken, in lieu of the necessity to comment on life as it progresses.......I say .....fuck it. fuck it all.
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